Under the guise of a movie titled "Corporate Headquarters", J. J. Abrams is looking for "thin, athletic, fit" talent with "interesting and unique facial features". No blondes or redheads need apply. It's a bonus if you have a background including ROTC or marching band experience. We know you yearn to appear in this film. If you meet the requirements, attend the open call in Burbank, CA on November 10th.
